These 35 Haircut Fails Will Make You Laugh Publish date: 2024-09-28
These 35 Haircut Fails Will Make You Never Want To Try A New Hairdo By Zachary Brenner Updated Nov. 18 2019, 2:24 p.m. ET
I've had the same haircut for 27 years and I have no idea how to explain it to people. The closest I can come is just "standard male haircut," which most people seem to understand, but is still pretty vague.
This causes some problems whenever I go to the barber and they ask me what I want. I don't want to say "standard male haircut," because they might think I am making fun of their profession. So instead I just say, "Uh, shorter."
Thankfully, that always does the trick and I leave with exactly what I wanted. Still, I am always afraid that my requests are so vague that I'll walk away looking like one of these guys.
1. Better than a tattoo. OMFG MY FRIEND'S BROTHER JUST GOT A FIDGET SPINNER HAIRCUT from Justfuckmyshitup 2. I don't know what you were expecting. Instant regret 3. Did you do that with a marker? This man is a legend from Justfuckmyshitup 4. Now all the other Ricks will make fun of you. "You seen that episode with Doofus Rick?" from Justfuckmyshitup 5. He slept on a grill. Fresh off the grill steak looking boy from Justfuckmyshitup 6. That is one old baby. Can you make my kid look 40 years old? I gotchu fam! from Justfuckmyshitup 7. Is that a beard or a mask? Fuck it, just paint me a hairline and beard from Justfuckmyshitup 8. For the indecisive. Just give me a little bit of everything from Justfuckmyshitup 9. Poor baby. Gimme That 'Good boy' look fam from Justfuckmyshitup 10. Gotta love Shrek. Gimme that Lord Farquaad from Justfuckmyshitup 11. Nailed it. Make me look like a brussel sprout with a liberal arts degree from Justfuckmyshitup 12. Always fun to dress like your heroes. That first day of school after a summer in Flavortown. from Justfuckmyshitup 13. What grade are you or your child in? "Make me look somewhere between 4 & 45" "I got u" from Justfuckmyshitup 14. Jesus... 'Gimme that bald Christian look. And keep the neckbeard' from Justfuckmyshitup 15. You missed a spot. "ever heard of the fibonacci sequence?" "say no more fam" 16. The worst of two worlds. MULLET + PERM = MERM from Justfuckmyshitup 17. You nearly fooled me. The ever-attentive student from Justfuckmyshitup 18. Why wear a hat when you can grow your own? "You know those bowler hats?" "Say no more..." from Justfuckmyshitup 19. I gasped. How to cut your own hair. 20. Only bangs, please. Want that serious edgy look from Justfuckmyshitup 21. You're frightening Angelica! You know the Cynthia Doll from Rugrats? Say no more fam. from Justfuckmyshitup 22. Are you going to pick that back up? When your mustache slides down your face from Justfuckmyshitup 23. What is supposed to be happening here? Just fuck my shit like you never fuck shit before fam 24. Stop it. We all know you are bald. Nailed it! from Justfuckmyshitup 25. I'm nothing like my dad! Ever see my dad's cut? Yea gimme the opposite fam. from Justfuckmyshitup 26. Good enough. Passion for the game 27. Your hair looks a little undercooked. Hit me with that raw ground beef fam from Justfuckmyshitup 28. Her head is a veggie farm. "What kind of cut do you want?" "I don't carrot all" "say no more fam" from Justfuckmyshitup 29. Sigh... I want the "I hate you dad cut" from Justfuckmyshitup 30. Pretty sure I've seen adults with this look, too. My dad said I can pick any haircut I want, hit me with that mullet batman fade 31. Hope you had fun cleaning that up! Gimme that username special fam. 32. I mean, what do you even say about this one? I'm just gonna leave this here. from Justfuckmyshitup 33. I just threw up. Gimme dreadlocks... but only two of them. I gotchu fam. from Justfuckmyshitup 34. I don't think your dog wanted you to do that. Respect fam shit is deep from Justfuckmyshitup 35. Who's that guy? the keemstar from Justfuckmyshitup ncG1vNJzZmivp6x7pbXSramam6Ses7p6wqikaKCloryze5FpaHBnYGx8coCOk2t%2BhZJ2fKmtyKuarqyjYrWquMCroKitow%3D%3D